When you're having coffee at a shop that opened in 1994 and realize no one else is there that was alive when it opened.

Bills are paid.

A certain 1-year-old decides to roll over mid diaper change and covered us both in poop.

Your dad accidentally texts the groupchat instead of mom

Your doctor assures you it's just mental stress but you're out of breath going up the stairs just now.

The Defense Secretary leads a prayer from Pulp Fiction.

The president posts a picture of himself as Jesus on his social media.